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So tomorrow I turn 39. #whee

How did I spend my birthday weekend? Right now, I am dog wrestling a chihuahua we found this morning. Just wondering the neighborhood and followed Luna and I back to the house. He waited outside for hours. I emailed/Twittered/Facebooked his pic but no takers. She he’s on the bed with the rest of the crew. His name for now is Dirk Diggler.

Then there is this. It started popping up on FB and Twitter so I have to make fun of the he/she cause it’s the Internet and there are rules. I think it’s Rule 12: If someone posts a video on the Internet,

1. Post “FIRST!!!111″ if no one has commented.

2. Mock that person in the easiest way possible.

See it’s funny cause she/he is fat.

Other than that I just got caught up on all my AMC shows. Yesterday was Mad Men. Today was Breaking Bad. I also managed to squeeze in Shaun of the Dead and Animatrix. Both Blu-Ray and gifts for Father’s Day.

I grilled some bacon wrapped sausages.



I am low key on the whole birthday thing. I hate making plans. I hate making people do shit for you on a holiday weekend. I would really everyone just enjoyed their weekend with little hassle. I do this because I hate to get my hopes up about stuff. I hate lame cancellations from friends. If you don’t want to meet up for maybe one of the three times we see each other then just say so and not blame it on some BS. Hell I know, I’ve done it. Sometimes I hate being social. That’s pretty much 360 days of the year. I just can’t name those days I enjoy others. I’m weird that way.

So tomorrow will come. I’ll get Wall Posts from people I’ve not see in 20 plus years and you know, I like that. I know that they get a notice that it’s my birthday. They take a few moments to copy and paste “Happy Birthday” from the first person who actually writes it on my wall and pastes it just to say ” You’re worth CRTL+C CTRL+V”

Out of all those people I will prolly reconnect with one. Maybe. Hey that’s not too bad for an anti-social fucker like myself. And you thought Facebook was just for laughing at exes.

So hey next time you go to check that exes status in hopes their update says “researching how to make a noose.” Use the ol’ Copy & Paste and let me fill this one out for you.

“Dodged a Bullet There!”

and that is my birthday present to you. Enjoy.

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