Clay Harrison The mayor of Douche City is here. Drunk, cheering for a team that isn’t playing and yelling “f•gg•t” #abortionisanoption [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison And the cops are here. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Photo: http://tumblr.com/xfhbfckty [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I love gatherings but hate people. #beerme [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Girl here trying to cleanup bf’s spilt beer on the floor. LOL #girlsarefunny [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison In other news, late chicks that are hot, sit upfront if they wear Daisy Dukes. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Dempsey is my constant. #worldcup2010 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m watching FIFA World Cup 2010: England vs. USA. (via @gomiso) [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison TNT (watching I Am Legend via @gomiso) [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I was just awarded the “Sci-Fi Rookie” badge on @gomiso! [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @sarahEmagee Yea about that discount. Waitresses didn’t know about it and can’t give discounts. Have to go thru a manager. @trinityhall [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison “Please say hello to me.” #iamlegend – That line gets me every time. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @sarahEmagee Just one between a man and his dignity. He lost it. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at Lone Star Wings (1200 E Davis St, Mesquite). http://whrrl.com/e/hFiaj [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at Tom Thumb. http://4sq.com/cZ8QCH [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison ME:I’m tired. LUNA:Let’s Play ME:I just want to lay down. Dog park tomorrow? LUNA:I wouldn’t lay down there. I peed. ME: No dog park for you [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Photo: (via juliasegal) http://tumblr.com/xfhbg9ol6 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison (via theprocrastinator).

Clay Harrison Photo: (via theprocrastinator) http://tumblr.com/xfhbgb0gv [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @elvisofdallas Come on. It’s good. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison DVR (watching Castle (2009) via @gomiso) [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Looking at Bernie Wrightson art for the next tattoo. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared 4 photos.

Clay Harrison Photo: Skottie Young – Marvel Adventures Spider-Man zatanna:weblines: http://tumblr.com/xfhbgj4gl [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @monogodo I’ll never get a Hello Kitty tattoo. @Lolivision might though. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’ll be at Trinity Hall Sat. morning for all the World Cup games. Anyone else going? Get a early seat if you want to see the US play. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @paul_irish: Limewire owes $1 billion+, BP owes $69 million. Because sharing music is 14.5x more damaging than catastrophic spills. h … [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @andeparks She’s promoting that documentary about herself. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @mrsF5 Aren’t people on Twitter because they don’t talk to their family now? #idontwaitforvactiontodothis [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @mrsF5 I can’t imagine why? You prolly sleep Tweet. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @donthorp That rug really tied the room together #Lebowski [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared 2 photos.

Clay Harrison Photo: http://tumblr.com/xfhb9zk6s [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison published 2.

Clay Harrison Photo: maeby:yourfavoriteredhead:edskee:nicebadass:unatantum:sellthelie:fancifull:flycatcher: http://tumblr.com/xfhbagcnc [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Photo: fuckyeahdementia: http://tumblr.com/xfhbakwcd [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Photo: I approve this casting! comicbycomic: http://tumblr.com/xfhbaopxl [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared 3 photos.

Clay Harrison Photo: juliasegal:scottschaaf:oldtobegin:[johnnychallenge:[…]:happyharry] http://tumblr.com/xfhbawlva [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @elvisofdallas @hanzi83 I hate that I can’t listen live right now. #itis [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @Hanzi83 At work. In a cube. So fucking far from seeing the sun that I think it’s prison but with less room and no TV. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison zatanna:weblines:New Avengers #61
This page is so Bendis..

Clay Harrison Photo: zatanna:weblines:New Avengers #61 This page is so Bendis. http://tumblr.com/xfhbaxct1 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @elvisofdallas I’ll catch it on the replay. Believe me I’d rather be missing work lately. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @Hanzi83 I got a Sportster for the truck and the house with a lifetime sub. No Internet account. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Worth it for the first film and Animatrix on Blu-Ray, plus some extras. Today at Amazon for $49.99. http://amzn.to/c0a9br [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I liked a YouTube video — Cat cannot believe the goal scored by Danny Rose. Tottenham … http://youtu.be/XALVPwkor7U?a [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Someone explain to me the appeal of True Blood. [Clay_Harrison].

clay shared Brazilian Dwarf Football Soccer team.

Clay Harrison I liked a YouTube video — Brazilian Dwarf Football Soccer team http://youtu.be/NqlzQXG-9sM?a [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I just became the mayor of Sonny Bryan’s Smokehouse on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/ag2WoS [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at Sonny Bryan’s Smokehouse (325 N. St. Paul Street, C-4, Republic Center Tunnel, Dallas). http://4sq.com/ag2WoS [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @laurennmcc So then his name is “Tracer”? [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @westonfront: Admiral Ackbar: The Toilet http://tweetphoto.com/20031096 http://bit.ly/9O2M3u [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I liked a YouTube video — Tenth Doctor: The Musical http://youtu.be/4dHkbdMYpSA?a [Clay_Harrison].

clay shared Tenth Doctor: The Musical.

Clay Harrison RT @dlando71: Who wants to be my 200th follower??? (pls RT)! I missed follow Friday [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @TimDillon Yes! [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @McKelvie Sorry for your loss. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison DON’T
adventuresinmoviemaking:(via movieoftheday).

Clay Harrison Photo: DON’T adventuresinmoviemaking:(via movieoftheday) http://tumblr.com/xfh951dtu [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared 3 photos.

Clay Harrison Photo: zatanna:kunstgriff:fuckyeahbirdsofpreycomics: http://tumblr.com/xfh9551k5 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared 2 photos.

Clay Harrison Photo: Android v iPhone fuckyeahdementia: http://tumblr.com/xfh95e470 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Photo: agentmlovestacos: http://tumblr.com/xfh95ec0j [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison In-N-Out Reportedly Has Locations Under Contract Around Dallas: http://bit.ly/bUOGbR [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @HeadPantsNow Great! Then bad. Then Mylanta. Repeat! [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Survival of the Dead tickets. Secured. #zombies [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m watching Fringe. (via @gomiso) [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison (watching Half Baked via @gomiso) [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m watching The Box. (via @gomiso) [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Photo: I honestly didn’t think this movie would be as funny as it was. juliasegal:megmess:(via… http://tumblr.com/xfh931yag [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison published I honestly didn’t think this movie would be as funny as it….

Clay Harrison shared 2 books.

Clay Harrison 3 of 5 stars to Superman/Batman Vol. 2 by Jeph Loeb http://bit.ly/bmsTLX [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison 4 of 5 stars to The Losers, vol. 1 & 2 by Andy Diggle http://bit.ly/c2n5Kv [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison The Back Up Plan was #2 over the weekend. You people deserve the movies you get. #moviefail [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @LaArtChic_inTX Next move should be another Jack and Coke in a Big Gulp. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Kona Grill on #Yelp: Some of the best damn sushi in Dallas. My only complaint is trying to get a table there. The su… http://bit.ly/cXlYyo [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Glorias on #Yelp: Great food. Great margaritas. Awful location. No waiting area. Parking is shit. High douche factor… http://bit.ly/a0WQXt [Clay_Harrison].

clay reviewed 2 businesses.

Clay Harrison shared 3 photos.

Clay Harrison Photo: lookatthisfrakkinggeekster: http://tumblr.com/xfh93gm1n [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @savebabygorilla: Minnie Driver!!! LOL That’s a great nickname for @ronniemund [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared 2 photos.

Clay Harrison Photo: This is how Monday mornings feel. juliasegal:jermination:onthewing:marionettes http://tumblr.com/xfh93tlqs [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Photo: I’ve been trying to decipher this Fringe hand signal with no luck. (via lookatthisfrakkinggeekster) http://tumblr.com/xfh93ty50 [Clay_Harrison].

clay shared Red Dead Redemption » “The Wild West” Trailer [HD].

Clay Harrison I liked a YouTube video — Red Dead Redemption » “The Wild West” Trailer [HD] http://youtu.be/TSkexsxH9Qw?a [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @mrsF5 #toomuchtvthisweekend No such thing! [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @stealingsand Those look like gifts from a diturbed killer. More of a Made-For-TV killer and not a Big Budget movie killer. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @stealingsand i meant disturbed. #spellingfailing [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @stealingsand Now you sound disturbed. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @stealingsand This is not the page you’re looking for? [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @stealingsand Flikr error on link. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @stealingsand The first link did. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Anyone else going to Texas Frightmare Weekend? [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @stealingsand It’s not the Dexter-type disturbed but you’re getting there! #tooscaredtounfollow [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison http://bit.ly/cQTaqT – The Real Cougar Town [Clay_Harrison].

clay liked

Clay Harrison Unmotivated to go to the gym but going anyways. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at 24 Hour Fitness (Downtown) (700 N Harwood St., San Jacinto, Dallas). http://4sq.com/5yZzpr [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @obscurity I know what a Clayface is. Claybert is just annoying. @Lolivision started calling me that. My next girlfriend won’t. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @funnyordie: Hitler Finds Out the “Hitler Reacts To…” Videos are Being Taken Down: http://r.funnyordie.com/kuqal [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at Tom Thumb. http://4sq.com/cZ8QCH [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @simonsam: The Steelers trading Roethisberger is like the Pope just relocating pedophile priests. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Photo: fuckyeahdementia: http://tumblr.com/xfh8wza5k [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared
Immortal Iron Fist Volume 1: The Last Iron Fist Story
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Clay Harrison 3 of 5 stars to Immortal Iron Fist Volume 1 by Ed Brubaker http://bit.ly/aTkKNO [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at The X-Mansion. http://4sq.com/aya6FF [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Let the poison out. (watching The Howard Stern Show via @gomiso) [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison posted May 13, 2010 – The High School Chronicles: Archie Freshman Year – Book 1 by Batton Lash and Bill Galvan.

Clay Harrison New blog post: May 13, 2010 – The High School Chronicles: Archie Freshman Year – Book 1 by Batton Lash and Bill Galvan http://bit.ly/aaOIu0 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Archie tries to appeal to the lowest common denominator – http://bit.ly/d9utdE #comics #fail [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @io9 When You Need To Get Stoned And Watch Scifi – Try These Shows – triviagasm – io9 http://bit.ly/bGJ0Z5 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m watching Curb Your Enthusiasm. (via @gomiso) [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I was just awarded the “TV Fan” badge on @gomiso! [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @DougBenson: As soon as you get Ryan Seacrest involved in a comedy bit, it’s no longer a comedy bit. #idolgivesback #comedygivesup [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I liked a YouTube video — ‘Trek Nation’ Documentary Trailer http://youtu.be/7ek3h6v3NJU?a [Clay_Harrison].

clay shared ‘Trek Nation’ Documentary Trailer.

Clay Harrison shared 3 photos.

Clay Harrison Photo: lookatthisfrakkinggeekster:dinnerinthedarkroom:happenstantial:(via pintofuckyeah) http://tumblr.com/xfh8xn19o [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Unable to sleep. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at The Dharma Initiative. http://4sq.com/c8Pi9T [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @gawker Geezer Bandit Strikes Again! – geezer bandit – Gawker http://bit.ly/96ZknG – reminds me of Going in Style w/George Burns in 1976 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I don’t understand Lost, they went back to the island and not one of them took their top 5 albums, books or movies [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @stealingsand This will require a lot of testing. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @davidhopkins New WE’VE NEVER MET comic this week –> http://blog.quickdfw.com/archives/2010/04/weve-never-met-no-12.html (RT?) [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @gordonkeith: Until I can get a real woman to snuggle, I’m getting this http://tinyurl.com/y5urbf6 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Hey now! : Brain Farts for March 2nd http://www.clayharrison.net/2010/03/02/brain-farts-for-march-2nd/ [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @popcandy The Wonka candy company has launched a real-life Golden Ticket contest. Good luck! http://bit.ly/cyYzHZ [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Photo: slackmo: Dug the original but not sure about this. http://tumblr.com/xfh6zcekd [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @daysies 4 8 15 16 23 42 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @Veribatim nothing more than this http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/030210dnmetgreenvillefire.16a353d7a.html [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Hey now! : Star Trek: How It Should Have Ended http://www.clayharrison.net/2010/03/02/star-trek-how-it-should-have-ended/ [Clay_Harrison].

clay received 3 DVDs from Netflix.

Clay Harrison @tombert What flares? They had them on the old show. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAaX8Aq6smQ [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @spamboy Should I replace my Rx with Fig Newtons? Couldn’t hurt and is cheaper. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison published 3.

Clay Harrison @spamboy I’ve just been trying anything posted by @fdarecalls [Clay_Harrison].

clay shared Gorillaz – Stylo – YouTube Premiere! (HD).

Clay Harrison I rated a YouTube video (5 out of 5 stars) — Gorillaz – Stylo – YouTube Premiere! (HD) http://youtu.be/h9vAOzYz-Qs?a [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @spamboy I thought that was a suppository!?!? [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @popcandy posted pics of my Nightcrawler #tattoo. http://bit.ly/aVuf7Z [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @rstevens For completists, there’s also an 8-Bit Reverse Flash @wilw vs. Big Bang’s Sheldon: http://bit.ly/dkEB4D [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @beckymochaface: Attn HP fans (and @eaucanada & @TheOnlineNanny) JK Rowling’s on Twitter!!! SQUEE! http://twurl.nl/sdg3p5 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @Classic_Phil Thanks a lot Bin Laden – http://bit.ly/ar6nJ5 (This just used to be frowned upon.) #thehangover [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison 4 8 15 16 23 42 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @elvisofdallas So recap what exactly happened there. #lost [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @elvisofdallas Yea, but it was still vague. Going to sleep on it. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared 5 photos.

Clay Harrison Photo: maeby: calm. http://tumblr.com/xfh708cs1 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Photo: soylentjames:xkot:ffound:tumblr_kxssdmVVaA1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg (Image JPEG, 500×215 pixels) The coolest… http://tumblr.com/xfh70a9tc [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared 2 photos.

Clay Harrison Photo: maeby: http://tumblr.com/xfh70bs1r [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Photo: (via cudge) http://tumblr.com/xfh70d1da [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison (via cudge).

Clay Harrison @elvisofdallas Shut Up Donnie! #Icangetyouapinkytoe [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @simonpegg Happy Birthday James Doohan. The original and the best. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I rated a YouTube video (5 out of 5 stars) — OK Go – This Too Shall Pass – RGM version http://youtu.be/qybUFnY7Y8w?a [Clay_Harrison].

clay shared OK Go – This Too Shall Pass – RGM version.