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Brain Farts for February 8th

Clay — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:12:26 +0000

	Clay Harrison Hey now! : Brain Farts for February 7th http://www.clayharrison.net/2010/02/07/brain-farts-for-february-7th/ [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Photo: cracker barrel bfast http://tumblr.com/xfh67zrhk [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Photo: ihatemyparents: Kill Bill prequel? http://tumblr.com/xfh688xqv [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Photo: ihatemyparents: This is scarier than the smoke monster on Lost. http://tumblr.com/xfh689dtr [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Headlight repaired but inspection still out. Need to do that tomorrow. If they are open. Cleaning DVR, Men of a Certain Age. [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison RT @randyjensen I miss Bird, Magic and Jordan doing the McDonalds commercials Me2 [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Betty White! [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Doritos and Snickers had great ads and so the bar is set. [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison RT @QueenofSpain Everytime you see Tebow or Focus on the Family- make that donation to Planned Parenthood! http://www.plannedparenthood.org/ [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Dr. Chang? [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison @H2oShy Yea but I’m hoping for more Betty White or even a Golden Girls set of commercials. [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison @elvisofdallas Guidos killed the other bad programming. (The Hills) [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison @elvisofdallas MTV is a few months away from airing “Ow My Balls!” #Idiocracy [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Now we know what Howard will be talking about in the am. [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Career Builder > Monster #sb44 [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Thanks goodness Oprah doesn’t have casual fridays. #sb44 [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison @popcandy No. No. Never. No. [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison @CaliLewis Betty White Snickers. [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison @slackmistress @QueenofSpain Quit oppressing us! Dove and Dodge, standing up for men everywhere. [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison RT @aboynamedart F Potter Park. Give us Zombieland! [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison @CapricaSeven Heroes and dinner in a half shell! [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison The Who: Best CSI cover band ever. #sb44 [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison How do I find this google? I want to buy some? [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison @slackmistress So an OJ/Robert Blake commercial would be bad? [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison RT @mattfraction if that zombie eats beyoncé i will buy the shit out of this thing [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison So those women doing tricks for nuts…offensive? #sb44 [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Old = Spencer asking who the dude is in the Taco Bell commercial. #roundmoundofrebound [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison @JoeFinder Or Bill Hader in full make up. [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison As misogynistic as these ads were, women will still show their boobs for .03 beads. #sb44 #dodgenotneeded [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Photo: (via fuckyeahsubs) I want one ep that is just a day at Schrute Farms starring Mose. http://tumblr.com/xfh68t0m3 [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison shared 5 photos.
	Clay Harrison Photo: juliasegal: Glad Dodge got the print ad together. http://tumblr.com/xfh68tyg0 [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison NY Gov Paterson Reportedly to Resign Monday Following Times Story http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/02/paterson_reportedly_to_resign.html [Clay_Harrison].
	clay liked 2 stories.
	Clay Harrison Is Warren Sapp going to have to choke a bitch? http://bit.ly/cDksIZ [Clay_Harrison].

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Brain Farts for January 17th

Clay — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:19:33 +0000

	Clay Harrison New blog post: Brain Farts for January 16th http://www.clayharrison.net/2010/01/16/brain-farts-for-january-16th/ [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison I’d like to apologize for watching Jersey Shore for a few hours. [Clay_Harrison].
	clay watched 6 videos.
	Clay Harrison Office clean. Starting my taxes and finishing Dexter S3 D3. [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison @elvisofdallas what happened? [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison shared 5 photos.
	Clay Harrison Photo: boombashpow: I wish I would have gotten to see this. http://tumblr.com/xfh5lgxku [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison RT @misterperturbed: Hmm. Parker Lewis did lose. [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison RT @rstevens: Geekiest tattoo and t-shirt combo in history? Very possible. http://bit.ly/7HQ1mS [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Remember that 400.00 the government gave you early last year? You will when you do your taxes. :/ [Clay_Harrison].

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Brain Farts for December 18th

Clay — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:42:21 +0000

	Clay Harrison New blog post: Brain Farts for December 17th http://www.clayharrison.net/2009/12/17/brain-farts-for-december-17th/ [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Just set up http://superherochu.mp [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Photo: Is this doesn’t qualify for #assholethursday I don’t know what does. via popculturebrain: http://tumblr.com/xfh4r8f9a [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Testing post from http://superherochu.mp [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison RT @nonliteral Too many things were wrong with this story: drunk 4 year old steals xmas presents – http://is.gd/5ruEk [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison @markramsey Owhay boutay igpay atinlay? [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Testing post from Threadsy. [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Video: Clark Duke is cinematic diarrhea. via popculturebrain: http://tumblr.com/xfh4rchia [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison published 2. I don’t hate MTV for not playing music videos anymore, Clark Duke…
	Clay Harrison shanejohnson: So fucking true! http://tumblr.com/xfh4rd77a [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison New blog post: Hot Tub Time Machine Trailer http://www.clayharrison.net/2009/12/17/hot-tub-time-machine-trailer/ [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison “Without that store, my life would be so sad and boring,” wrote 5th-grader Bryanna Salinas. http://tinyurl.com/y9h4zlc [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison shared 3 photos.
	Clay Harrison Photo: Flatulence Joy Graph http://tumblr.com/xfh4rebie [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Randy White’s BBQ! [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Things are no longer “Ghey” or “Retarded” they are “Italian” Thx Jersey Shore. [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison @Lolivision is painting the bedroom today. Trey is coming home from school. I’m at work thinking I NEED to go to the gym at lunch. [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison Go Daddy, why do you send coupon codes that don’t work? [Clay_Harrison].
	Clay Harrison @nicknunziata Sending you good vibes, dude. [Clay_Harrison].

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ok yet another attempt to restore yesterday’s post

Clay Harrison — Mon, 01 Sep 2003 02:47:00 +0000

Ok so I ain’t writing a submission but jack and coke is telling me to watch MTV and the VMA’s.

Highlights:

* Chris Rock – “Paula Abdul judging singers is like Christopher reeve judging a dance contest.” – thats funny shit

* I see boobies – Beyonce, Jessica Simpson,

* Dave Navarro (Mr Carmen Elecktra) performs with Christina. (Shave the beard dood.)

* there is an Iggy Pop sighting.

* Interpol seems to have an interesting video. I need to watch more MTV2

* LOVE RUN DMC and the Adidas nod

* Jason Biggs = Funny. Hilary Duff = Tired

* Puppet humor = funny

* Gay humor is old.

* Jack Black is fucking funny and I would rent a movie with his bowel movement in it.

* Duran Duran with Kellie Osborn and Avril……weird.

* mmmmmmmmm Mya . hold on while I rub one out.

* Johnny Cash was cheated.

* Woody Allen is no longer relevant.

* Mya and Pam Anderson – Rub another one.

* too much Beyounce. Need more Jack Daniels.

* saw preview of Brittany kissing Madonna. Need TiVo.

and spent too much this pay period. 40.00 in savings and 0.00 in checking. shit.

Oh I bought 25.00 worth of comics yesterday. Fuck too much money. Good stash thou.

Love Fights 3

Plantary 16

JLA 85

Wildcats 13

Batman 618

RED 2

Marvel Previews 3

Amazing Spidey 57

XStatic 12

Exiles 32

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