Clay Harrison @Tiger_Woods has been ousted as the mayor of Elin Nordegren on @4sq [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared Only 50 points?
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Clay Harrison Photo: Only 50 points? comicbycomic:playerpin:lifesucksandsodoyou:(via fuckyeahtwilightsucks) http://tumblr.com/xfhcj99f8 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison New tattoo artwork narrowed down to 1 by @skottieyoung and 1 by Bernie Wrightson. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @danielthepoet I would bet more on PHX than NY. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @MattSpringer: My Artoo Dads #starwarsTVshows [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison This Old Hutt #starwarstvshows [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Golden Gamorreans #starwarstvshows [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Sith by the Bell #starwarstvshows [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison The West X-Wing #starwarstvshows [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Friday Jedi Knight Lights #starwarstvshows [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison How I Met Your Mon Mothma #starwarstvshows [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison The Fresh Prince of Bespin #starwarstvshows [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at Texas Scottish Rite Hospital for Children (2222 Welborn, Oak Lawn, Dallas). http://4sq.com/8BDUvO [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @sarahEmagee Do you hate midgets? I have a list for that. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @McKelvie: Amazing Craigslist ad: http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/bik/1818360923.html The photos make it. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @amboy00 Nope but I would love to write for that. “@sugartits Do you know who I am?” [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Time Nazi at work, is working from home, at the last second, before a 3 day weekend. #hypocritemuch? [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison ARGH! RT @stealingsand her expression says everything: http://bit.ly/9rOxV5 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Photo: fuckyeahdementia: Soccer Injuries http://tumblr.com/xfhclhikj [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared fuckyeahdementia: Soccer Injuries.

Clay Harrison Espn3 (watching FIFA World Cup 2010: Netherlands vs. Brazil via @gomiso) [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Hey now! : District 11: World Cup Aftermath http://www.clayharrison.net/2010/07/02/district-11-world-cup-aftermath/ [Clay_Harrison].

clay shared Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World | International Trailer.

clay shared Fla. couple thinks it was fate that brought them together.

Clay Harrison RT @wordpress: Introducing WordPress 3.0, Thelonious. What are you waiting for? http://wp.me/p4Ez4-mg [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @cstricklin Completely agree. We should make them all live there until they solve it. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Buying some books at Amazon and I really wish I had an iPad and could clean out the books I have now. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @BrianKeene Still holding out for Luke Cage – Jack Daniels Team Up. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @QueenofSpain I am from TX too but the difference between me and @repjoebarton is $1.5 million in campaign contributions from Big Oil! [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @stealingsand Bitches get shit done! Bring called a C-BOMB will get your ass beat with some heels. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @JamesUrbaniak: First they came for the oil companies and I did not speak out because I was not an oil company. #Barton2010 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @stealingsand I think she has one she’s not using. http://bit.ly/aVUOyV [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @elvisofdallas and I usually have to ask for it. Who knew you could get a little head at DFW. http://bit.ly/9iXYsh [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison DVR (watching Community via @gomiso) [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Let’s play Words With Friends on the iPhone! My username is ‘Clay_Harrison’. http://bit.ly/2qbpQ [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at Kamikaze (3919 Pavillion Ct, Mesquite). http://whrrl.com/e/hGbO8 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at Target (1629 N Town East Blvd, Mesquite) with @Lolivision. http://whrrl.com/e/hGcBV [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at Target (Mesquite) (1629 N. Town East Blvd., at Emporium Circle, Mesquite). http://4sq.com/90JMRB [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at Toys R Us. http://4sq.com/9JsLE3 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Go Celtics! (watching NBA Basketball via @gomiso) [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared 2 photos.

Clay Harrison Photo: lookatthisfrakkinggeekster:rudimentarymydear:shesdamagedgoods:bloodsexpeanutbutter: http://tumblr.com/xfhbr1pqx [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison California Dorks (Parody of Katy Perry’s California Gurls) by Skyway Flyer- http://bit.ly/a4QoN5 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @stealingsand I knew it was from somewhere. http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l46m9yTq561qzhfrho1_500.gif I’ll look for the skit. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared Sad Spider-Man is the new Sad Keanu.
zatanna:cuckoos:-New….

Clay Harrison Photo: Sad Spider-Man is the new Sad Keanu. zatanna:cuckoos:-New Avengers #15 http://tumblr.com/xfhbri9z8 [Clay_Harrison].

clay received 2 DVDs from Netflix.

Clay Harrison RT @ThePlaylist: Amber Heard & Rosamund Pike Being Lined Up To Play Young Mystique And Moira McTaggert In Matthew Vaughn’s ‘X-Men:… ht … [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @spamboy Looks like a pregnancy test. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Text from the wife. Detached retina. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at Retina Specialists (1600 Republic). http://whrrl.com/e/hFx4U [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at Walgreens (401 N. Galloway, Gross/Kearney, Mesquite). http://4sq.com/cARpWR [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I just ousted @gingercomstock as the mayor of Walgreens on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cARpWR [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Nothing like dealing with my wife’s health issue and then getting treated like shit by asshole teens running the @sonicdrive_in [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Retina not detached. She has a floater of vitreous jelly that is causing discomfort/vision issues. Got CAT scan for the headaches. Wait& see [Clay_Harrison].

clay shared Karl Pilkington’s Seven Wonders Of The World.

Clay Harrison published theprocrastinator:

Karl Pilkington’s new show is going to be a….

Clay Harrison Photo: boombashpow: http://tumblr.com/xfhbk9r19 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison DVR – don’t hate @briankeene (watching Glee via @gomiso) [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I was just awarded the “TV Elite” badge on @gomiso! [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison DVR (watching Rules of Engagement via @gomiso) [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m drinking until you are funny. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @beckymochaface #that‘swhatshesaid [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @mrsF5 mercy beaucoup. #stilldrinking #needtolaugh [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @BecksWinter just need funny! [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Photo: zatanna:— Spider-Man: Blue http://tumblr.com/xfhbkqmrp [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared 4 photos.

Clay Harrison Photo: (via juliasegal) http://tumblr.com/xfhbktsrs [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at Sonic (3650 Frankford Road, Marsh, Carrollton). http://4sq.com/bcqj3w [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison 6/25/10 is Bring Your Dog to Work Day. http://bit.ly/c2Mbg2 Curious if any offices really participate. [Clay_Harrison].

clay received 2 DVDs from Netflix.

Clay Harrison The mayor of Douche City is here. Drunk, cheering for a team that isn’t playing and yelling “f•gg•t” #abortionisanoption [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison And the cops are here. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Photo: http://tumblr.com/xfhbfckty [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I love gatherings but hate people. #beerme [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Girl here trying to cleanup bf’s spilt beer on the floor. LOL #girlsarefunny [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison In other news, late chicks that are hot, sit upfront if they wear Daisy Dukes. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Dempsey is my constant. #worldcup2010 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m watching FIFA World Cup 2010: England vs. USA. (via @gomiso) [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison TNT (watching I Am Legend via @gomiso) [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I was just awarded the “Sci-Fi Rookie” badge on @gomiso! [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @sarahEmagee Yea about that discount. Waitresses didn’t know about it and can’t give discounts. Have to go thru a manager. @trinityhall [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison “Please say hello to me.” #iamlegend – That line gets me every time. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @sarahEmagee Just one between a man and his dignity. He lost it. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at Lone Star Wings (1200 E Davis St, Mesquite). http://whrrl.com/e/hFiaj [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at Tom Thumb. http://4sq.com/cZ8QCH [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison ME:I’m tired. LUNA:Let’s Play ME:I just want to lay down. Dog park tomorrow? LUNA:I wouldn’t lay down there. I peed. ME: No dog park for you [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Photo: (via juliasegal) http://tumblr.com/xfhbg9ol6 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison (via theprocrastinator).

Clay Harrison Photo: (via theprocrastinator) http://tumblr.com/xfhbgb0gv [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @elvisofdallas Come on. It’s good. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison DVR (watching Castle (2009) via @gomiso) [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Looking at Bernie Wrightson art for the next tattoo. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared 4 photos.

Clay Harrison Photo: Skottie Young – Marvel Adventures Spider-Man zatanna:weblines: http://tumblr.com/xfhbgj4gl [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @monogodo I’ll never get a Hello Kitty tattoo. @Lolivision might though. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at Sushi Japan (716 N Harwood St, Dallas) with @Lolivision. http://whrrl.com/e/hEZGH [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @elvisofdallas http://www.theworldsbestever.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/midget-a-team.jpg [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @markramsey Guests? Topic? [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @sarahEmagee The Hangover has shock value? [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @markramsey thank you good sir. added @TerrorScribe [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @sarahEmagee “Hello.
How ’bout that ride in?
I guess that’s why they call it Sin City.
hahaha” – Alan [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @sarahEmagee “You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.” [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @sarahEmagee “But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack… it grew by one. ” [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @sarahEmagee “So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack… I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later.” [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @sarahEmagee “And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, “Wait a second, could it be?”" [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @sarahEmagee “And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack.” [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @sarahEmagee “Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.” #Ilovethismovie [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @sarahEmagee I found a baby before. The Coffee Bean. #notatthetablecarlos [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @BecksWinter I’ll cancel my 4sq update then. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @ThatChrisGore: Peter Keefe, creator of the 1980s animated series Voltron: Defender of the Universe, is dead at 57. http://nyti.ms/cqe3dy [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @spamboy Hey, my casual Friday work clothes! [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @HeadPantsNow @sarahEmagee Thanks a lot, Bin Laden. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at 24 Hour Fitness (3600 W Emporium Cir, Mesquite). http://whrrl.com/e/hE3TS [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Netflix (watching The Princess and the Frog via @gomiso) [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @markramsey: Going LIVE in a few minutes Tasty Logic BYOB Drunkcast http://live.tastylogic.com #tastylogic [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared 3 photos.

Clay Harrison Photo: originalsadkeanu: Sad Keanu isn’t in the mood to hear The Hoff’s stories. http://tumblr.com/xfhbe8alm [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Killing zombies. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison published lookatthisfrakkinggeekster:hello-zombie:bluedogeyes:fringeinsider….

Clay Harrison Photo: lookatthisfrakkinggeekster:hello-zombie:bluedogeyes:fringeinsider:(via bridgestars) http://tumblr.com/xfhbeh8f5 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared kimmi-page:(via girlsgotafacelikemurder).

Clay Harrison Photo: kimmi-page:(via girlsgotafacelikemurder) http://tumblr.com/xfhbenbmw [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at Trinity Hall (5321 E Mockingbird Ln, Dallas). http://whrrl.com/e/hFaE3 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison World Cup all day (@ Trinity Hall Irish Pub & Restaurant w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/8rLc35 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m watching FIFA World Cup 2010: Argentina vs. Nigeria. (via @gomiso) [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison 1st @4sq discount @TrinityHall. 20% off with check in. Only a few seats left. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @BecksWinter Yes! Great breakfast. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @stealingsand You even question the level of dirty? Or are you talking about the people in it? [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @LaArtChic_inTX @stealingsand I watched S1 and like the background character more than the main characters. They were just empty and boring. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at Sonic (9119 Garland Rd, at Magellan Cir, Dallas). http://4sq.com/buc0c8 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Photo: zatanna:themasked:timetravelandrocketpoweredapes: Chainsaw FTW! http://tumblr.com/xfhbbc29g [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @simonpegg @nathanfillion Castle/Hot Fuzz team up! [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Photo: My wife would like to order 1 of each. comicbycomic:Girl You Lookin’ Good!: Hello Kitty Dress Up -… http://tumblr.com/xfhbbd9v9 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/40m8 – Wax On, F*ck Off with Ralph Macchio [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Having a shit day. I watch this and it’s all OK. http://bit.ly/9XAyqp Yea it’s old but I still laugh. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @TheBloggess These are the best? [Clay_Harrison].

clay shared BP Spills Coffee.

Clay Harrison I liked a YouTube video — BP Spills Coffee http://youtu.be/2AAa0gd7ClM?a [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @pattonoswalt: Thanks, Tony Hayward! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPbZe43pTC8 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Considering job change to Mexican wrestler. Don’t like your performance review? POW! http://bit.ly/ah5WKN #yougotknockedthefuckout [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at El Fenix. http://whrrl.com/e/hEOCJ [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Comic Book Club (@ Half Price Books Records Magazines 5803 E Northwest Hwy, Dallas) http://whrrl.com/e/hEQ5q [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared 6 photos.

Clay Harrison Photo: fuckyeahdementia: http://tumblr.com/xfhbchbcv [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison posted July 8, 2010 – We3 by Grant Morrison and Frank Quietly.

Clay Harrison New blog post: July 8, 2010 – We3 by Grant Morrison and Frank Quietly http://bit.ly/cDnIt6 [Clay_Harrison].

clay shared StarCraft II Commercial.

Clay Harrison Photo: Steampunk Spider-man zatanna:curiousintent: http://tumblr.com/xfhbcxz63 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared 2 photos.

Clay Harrison Photo: popculturebrain: http://tumblr.com/xfhbcy806 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared
Dr. Fate: Countdown to Mystery
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Clay Harrison 4 of 5 stars to Dr. Fate by Steve Gerber http://bit.ly/9nNVDD [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m at The Dharma Initiative. http://whrrl.com/e/hEX9K [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Ustream (watching FIFA World Cup 2010: South Africa vs. Mexico via @gomiso) [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @ShaunJeffrey Link to art? [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison “You saw the disaster in the Gulf. Admittedly, you should not have a disaster of that magnitude on land,” http://bit.ly/9TDwYf TX Pipeline [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @BrianKeene I would like to trade Jesus for some cash, a draft pick and LeBron James to the Mavericks. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’m listening to Howard Stern bad mouth Lost and praise SATC. This needs a Benjy Vortex interjection. SATC is entertainment to him? #HiFred [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I’ll be at Trinity Hall Sat. morning for all the World Cup games. Anyone else going? Get a early seat if you want to see the US play. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison RT @paul_irish: Limewire owes $1 billion+, BP owes $69 million. Because sharing music is 14.5x more damaging than catastrophic spills. h … [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @andeparks She’s promoting that documentary about herself. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @mrsF5 Aren’t people on Twitter because they don’t talk to their family now? #idontwaitforvactiontodothis [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @mrsF5 I can’t imagine why? You prolly sleep Tweet. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @donthorp That rug really tied the room together #Lebowski [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared 2 photos.

Clay Harrison Photo: http://tumblr.com/xfhb9zk6s [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison published 2.

Clay Harrison Photo: maeby:yourfavoriteredhead:edskee:nicebadass:unatantum:sellthelie:fancifull:flycatcher: http://tumblr.com/xfhbagcnc [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Photo: fuckyeahdementia: http://tumblr.com/xfhbakwcd [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Photo: I approve this casting! comicbycomic: http://tumblr.com/xfhbaopxl [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison shared 3 photos.

Clay Harrison Photo: juliasegal:scottschaaf:oldtobegin:[johnnychallenge:[…]:happyharry] http://tumblr.com/xfhbawlva [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @elvisofdallas @hanzi83 I hate that I can’t listen live right now. #itis [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @Hanzi83 At work. In a cube. So fucking far from seeing the sun that I think it’s prison but with less room and no TV. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison zatanna:weblines:New Avengers #61
This page is so Bendis..

Clay Harrison Photo: zatanna:weblines:New Avengers #61 This page is so Bendis. http://tumblr.com/xfhbaxct1 [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @elvisofdallas I’ll catch it on the replay. Believe me I’d rather be missing work lately. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison @Hanzi83 I got a Sportster for the truck and the house with a lifetime sub. No Internet account. [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Worth it for the first film and Animatrix on Blu-Ray, plus some extras. Today at Amazon for $49.99. http://amzn.to/c0a9br [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison I liked a YouTube video — Cat cannot believe the goal scored by Danny Rose. Tottenham … http://youtu.be/XALVPwkor7U?a [Clay_Harrison].

Clay Harrison Someone explain to me the appeal of True Blood. [Clay_Harrison].